im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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