This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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