You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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