He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I love you. Go after that dick
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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