What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
NoShamevember. You game?
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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