Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
and you fell through a lawn chair
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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