You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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