Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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should my penis look like a turkey
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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