She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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