If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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