I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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