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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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