I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
