No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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