Michael Bay diarrhea
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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