sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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