im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
smell my finger.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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