Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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