Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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