Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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