When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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