If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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