why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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