I want to stick my p in your. b.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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