but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale