i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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