my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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