thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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