Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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