can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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