**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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