I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just saw a hot homeless man
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
