you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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