C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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