My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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