my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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