I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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