Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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