That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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