found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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