I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's official drugs can't kill me
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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