He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
