my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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