There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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