the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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