She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Success! We fucked roommates!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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