My nipple is on Facebook.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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