Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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