Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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