WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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