do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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