Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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