Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Little spoons don't ask big questions
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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