I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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