too bad you live with your parents still
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Acid is not a monday night drug
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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