that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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