before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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