My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
40s are totally the cure
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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